"Oh, "fanatic" is such a negative word... but yes."
(when asked about his inability to buy the Packers) "BECAUSE THE PACKERS ARE OWNED BY THE CITY OF GREEN BAY AND THEY WON'T SELL THEM TO ME!!!"
"One of two things my wealth has not as of yet been able to acquire."
"My vultures were supposed to bring the big idiot to me, but you'll do; Danny Phantom, right?"
"You're the ghost boy who uses his powers for 'good?' How...quaint."
"Aren't you going to try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos!?"
"No, no you don't."
"An Ectoplasmic energy blast. [Yawns] So... year one. Tell me child: Can you do this yet?"
"Years of practice, which you, unfortunately, have no time for!"
"OF COURSE NOT! You're what, fourteen? Too young to drive and in college yet!"
"You have a battle cry? Hilarious. I, on the other hand, have THIS: A Spectro Energy Neutralizer. Designed by Skulker, paid for by me, and as long as your contained within that box, you are as human as your IDIOT father."
"Why, so you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to get control of your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for twenty years. I have experience, my child, and the money and power attained through using them for personal gain, you see. I could train you, teach you everything I know, and all you would have to do is renounce your idiot father!"
"Yes, well, once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel!"
"Daniel, stop. Think about the things I can show you, the doors I can open for you. You, Danny Phantom, and I, Vlad Plasmius. Together WE COULD RULE."
"Using your opponents' weaknesses against him... I am teaching you something after all."
"Oh, what an amazing, unexpected and totally unplanned surprise."
" Ohh, the scary eyes."
"I know, Maddie, and I have forgiven him for many things; causing the accident that ruined my life. STEALING YOU! The backwash incident..."
"I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!!"
"I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours, that's midnight. I'm telling you because I have seen your grades and I know you are bad at math."
"These are my latest experiments - what do you think?... That's right, WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!? I'll give you five minutes before I send my minions to destroy you. The clock is ticking, Danny, at you and your father. RUN."
"Five minutes, five seconds... oh, apparently I'm bad at math too!"
"Oh, please Daniel, don't try to butter me up, especially with your powers shorted out for another fifteen minutes. You are barely a threat to me with them. Without them, WELL WOULDN'T I NEED FIFTEEN SECONDS, WOULD I?"
"YOU LITTLE BRAT, YOU TRICKED ME! You do know what this will mean for you, don't you?"
"Foolish boy, even with diminished strength I'm still more powerful than you!"
"Came to kick a defenseless old man while he's down?"
"I could ask you the very same question my boy. Although perhaps I should ask what hasn't happened to you... Yet."
"If it's any consolation, they went so quickly they felt no pain. Unfortunately the same could not be said of you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go you came to me, the only person left on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away; I honored your wishing, no more painful human emotions to drag you down."
"Sadly that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours and my evil side OVERWHELMED YOU."
"Some things my boy...are better left unsaid."
"If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers gave me the chance to see what a fool I'd been."
"Or I could just destroy you now and prevent this future. Didn't think of that, did you?"
"No dear boy, funny joke around-Vlad isn't here today!"
"A fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries, a fruit loop would never have thought of overshadowing enough millionaires to become one of the richest men on the planet, I. AM.NOT.A.FRUIT LOOP!!!"
"All I have ever wanted, was love..."
"And I would watch a hundred more failures, devolve into ectoplasm, to get the perfect half ghost SON."
"YOU.EXIST.TO.SERVE.ME, JUST DO IT!!!"
"I don't think so girl, you don't DARE to use your powers again!"
"Fenton kid? So that's it. Alright young Danny, GAME ON."
"Let this be a lesson Danny, I put the "pro" in quid pro quo, not that you are "quit" enough to know what that means."
"Good, I will take that as a challenge...and I do so enjoy BEING THE CHALLENGER!!!"
"Well Daniel, come to wish your old uncle Vlad good luck, have you?"
"I assure you my boy, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!"
"Fool, do you really think I'm this weak? I'm more powerful than you'll ever known and even now my power increases. LOOK!"
"I am wrapping your nose in this mess you made, Daniel. Doesn't it smell yummy?"
"How nice, a gentleman's handshake, but you forget, where you and I are concerned, I AM NOT A GENTLEMAN!!!"
"NO BUTS, trust me when I tell that your life has just begun to become a relentless nightmare beyond your feeble imagination! And one thing further...when I said this place is off limits to teens, that includes ghost teens!"
"OH NO!! It is a clearly evil yet devastatingly handsome villain ghost, whatever shall we do?"