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Vlad | (offscreen) File 10-4-O-6-VM. (A clip of Valerie and Danny fighting plays) Stop. (The video pauses) Analysis. (Cut to Vlad watching a screen) File 1-O-4-O-6-VX. Stop. Analysis. File 18-74-MI. Analysis. File 24-16-SM. Stop. File 32-99-IM. Stop. Analysis. Conclusion? |
Maddie program | I'm sorry sweetheart. Inconclusive data. Experiment cannot be completed without mid-morph sample. |
Vlad | Bah! The equipment I gave Valerie to fight ghosts has been monitoring Daniel for months and I'm still missing the one piece I need. (snaps fingers) You know what to do. |
Three Danny clones | Yes father. |
Vlad | Father. Ha! I do so love that. Now say it again the way I programmed you to. |
Maddie program | (On five windows at once) Jack Fenton is an idiot. I am glad I serve you. (More windows appear) Jack Fenton is an idiot. I am glad I serve you. |
Vlad laughs manically. | |
Theme song. | |
Sam | Ugh darn it. |
Tucker | 18th hole Sam. I beat ya here, I win. |
Sam growls. Tucker swings and misses. He gasps. | |
Sam | That's one. And two. Three. Four. And five. Ha! (Tucker growls) |
Danny | Boo. |
Tucker | (Screams) Danny knock it off. |
Sam | Yeah you were supposed to be here an hour ago. (To Tucker:) By the way, that still counts. |
Danny | Uh sorry I was late. But you'll be happy to know that the ghost king won't... be... okay. I overslept. |
Sam | Ugh Danny. You have got to start being more considerate. |
Tucker | Yeah dude. Lately you've been treating us like sidekicks instead of friends. And when you get into a fight, we're the ones who take the beating. |
Danny | Oh come on. Name one time. |
Flashback to fight with Skulker at a molasses factory. | |
Cut to the trio pushing Cujo back into the ghost zone. | |
Danny | In in in. Get in. |
Sam and Tucker groan as Cujo licks them. | |
Cut to the Lunch Lady about to step on them. | |
Danny | Look out! |
Sam | I hate this. I hate this a lot. |
Danny | Okay, okay I get it. I'll try to be a little more considerate. (Ghost sense goes off) Starting tomorrow. |
People scream and run away as a ghost covered in a bedsheet flies about. | |
Tucker | What kinda ghost haunts a miniature golf course? |
Sam | Well, there is a Box Ghost. Obviously all the good haunts have been taken. |
Danny | (laughs) Seriously, a bed sheet? What do ya got under there? |
Danny pulls off the sheet, revealing a skeleton, and gasps. The clone pins Danny down. | |
Skeletal clone | Change back. |
Danny | What? Get off me! (Destroys the ghost, and most of the golf course, with a massive ghost ray) Gotta get out of here. |
Manager | Trashin the golf course, huh? |
Tucker | But we didn't do it. |
Manager | Really? Anybody else you wanna pin the blame on then? |
Sam and Tucker | (Look up and see Danny fly off) No. |
Danny | (over the Fenton Phones) Guys, I'm sorry. But I stuck around somebody could have figured out my secret identity. |
Tucker | Sorry doesn't get us out of having to clean up this golf course. |
Sam | And sorry doesn't clean it either. |
Danny | I know. I know. And I appreciate it, but--uh--Can I help you? |
Sam | (over the phone) Yes! |
Danny | No! Not you. |
Dani | Not so loud. I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed. I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food? |
Danny | Uh, I gotta go. |
Sam | (over the phone) Of course you do. |
Dani | (Burps and sighs) You wanna be an astronaut? Do you know they only chose one hundred people |
Dani and Danny | every two years to go into the space program. |
Danny | Yeah I knew that. How did you? |
Dani | Dumpty Humpty. Those guys rock. |
Danny | Yeah, I know that too. You had enough to eat? |
Dani | (nodding and smiling) Mhm. |
Danny | Then it's time to talk to my parents. |
Dani | No! |
Danny | Look, you say you're my cousin and maybe you are, but we still have to call your parents. |
Dani | I said no! |
Danny | Hey! Come back! (Finds his room empty) Man she's fast. (Flying out of his room as Danny Phantom) Okay, she's a twelve year old girl. How far could she possible have--(ghost sense goes off) (Chuckles annoyedly) Swell. After the bedsheet ghost, what's this gonna be? A spooky bat on a string? |
The clone growls before punching Danny into the ground. | |
Danny |
Man you look like I do on a bad day, but I'm gonna make you look worse! |
Dani | Hey! Leave him alone! |
Danny | Get out of here. |
Dani | Forget it. I know who you are. And I came a long way to find you. And I'm not leaving now. (Transforms) |
Danny | How--? |
Dani | Do you wanna ask questions? Or you wanna kick some butt? |
Danny | Night's getting weirder and weirder. And I have a lot of questions. When we get back my parents are--(Dani pretends to faint) And I guess we'll have to answer those questions tomorrow. |
Next day at school. | |
Dnany | So I hid her in the guest bedroom in the Ops Center and she was gone before I left for school. Are you guys okay? |
Tucker | Dude we rebuilt a miniature golf course from scratch yesterday. How do you think we are? |
Danny | Guys, I'm sorry. |
Tucker | Broken record... |
Danny | No, I am. I'm sorry. But I was busy with a super-powered cousin I didn't even know I had. |
Sam | And this must be her. |
Danny | Can you excuse us for a second? (Quieter to Danielle) Look, you can't just come in here and use your powers like that. |
Dani | Aw cmon. It was funny. Maybe it'd be funnier if I messed up that guy. |
Dash | Bummer. Today's apple juice day. |
Danny | Wow. You like NASA and you already hate Dash. Maybe we are related. How about you tell me how you got those powers in the first place. |
Dani and Danny gasp as their ghost senses go off. | |
Dani | Shall we? |
Danny | I-I still have questions. |
Dani | Let's catch that thing. And after that you'll learn everything. |
Sam and Tucker | Three. Two. One. |
Mr. Lancer | (barging in) To Kill a Mockingbird people. Who started this? |
Dash points at Sam and Tucker. | |
Sam and Tucker | We'll get the mop. |
Dani | Race ya. |
Danny | (Chuckles) You are on. (They race a bit) No sign of her. I am totally winning. |
Vlad | Are you? Are you really? |
Danny | What? Vlad? |
Vlad | Of course fool. Who else? |
Danny | Aren't you at least gonna make some stupid crack about my father? Or a lame come on about my mom? |
Vlad | No dear boy, funny joke around Vlad isn't here today. |
Danny | (Struggling) (To Dani:) Help me. Do something. |
Dani | Oh I am. |
Danny | I-I don't understand. |
Dani | Did I do good daddy? |
Vlad | You did excellent, child. I could not wish for a better daughter. (Laughs maniacally) |
Cut to Sam and Tucker taking out the garbage in detention | |
Sam | As soon as we get rid of this trash I'm gonna find Danny and give him a piece of my-- |
Sam and Tucker gasp as they see Vlad fly off with Danny. | |
Sam | Danny! |
Tucker | Aw man. I should've know that girl was bad news when she dumped all that food on us. |
Sam | Uh Danny did that, too. |
Tucker | Yeah but he's our friend. We have history. |
Mr. Lancer | (Offscreen) Manson. Foley. (On screen) Can you tell me why you're not still in the cafeteria? |
Tucker | (Whispering to Sam) We have to help him. |
Sam | Why aren't we in the cafeteria? Umm, because we're meeting Danny and totally ditching school. |
Tucker | And there's nothing you can do about it... old man! |
Mr. Lancer | Old man?! (Chasing after Sam and Tucker) You two are in a world of trouble. (Stopping) Ow. My hip. |
Danny | You've been spying on me? Okay, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed up fruit loop. |
Vlad | A fruit loop would have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries. A fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become the riches men on the planet. I. Am. Not. A. Fruit. Loop! And I am not a villain. All I wanted was love. (Opens pod with the good clone) It's taken months, and the good clone still needs more time before he can accept your DNA. |
Danny | So those ghosts... |
Vlad | Bad clones. Mistakes. And I would watch a hundred more failures devolve into ectoplasm to get the perfect half clone ghost son. |
Danny | Oh yeah. (Chuckles) Nothing loopy about that. |
Vlad | Are you under the impression that you're getting out of this? I need a DNA sample of you mid-morph to complete my work. (Snaps fingers) |
Danny | Get out of me. |
Vlad | And then you will be obsolete. |
Fade to Fentonworks | |
Phone rings. | |
Jack | Sweetie, can you get that? |
Sam | (To Tucker) Shhh. |
Maddie | (sighs) And we wonder where Danny gets his ability to push things off on his friends. (Answering the phone) Hello? Mr. Lancer? (Gasps) They what? |
Tucker | Man, Lancer seemed mad. |
Sam | Maybe you shouldn't have called him "old man". |
Tucker | The Booo-merang? |
Sam | It's still keyed into Danny's ectoplasmic signature, remember. |
Jack | Sam! Tucker! Get out of that thing! |
Sam | What? I can't here you over the roar of the rockets. (To Tucker) Could you activate the roar of the rockets please? |
Jack | You kids are in a world of trouble. |
Sam | (Throwing the Booo-merang) Okay. Find Danny. (To Tucker) Tucker, follow that stupidly named tracking device. |
Back at Vlad's cottage in the woods. | |
Vlad | Well? |
Maddie program | Subject is still resisting morph, dear heart. (Turns up dial) Containment chamber beginning to overload. (Explodes) Oopsie. Has overloaded. |
Danny flies away. | |
Vlad | Agh! I will--Danielle. How-how long have you been floating there? |
Dani | Am I an imperfetion? A mistake? |
Vlad | What? Haha dearest, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the other clones. |
A clone leaves the pod and dissolves. Dani shrieks. | |
Vlad | I know. It's horrible, isn't it? That's why I need Daniel's DNA. To stabilize you. My greatest creation. |
Dani | Really? |
Vlad | Uh huh. But here's what I need you to do. |
Cut to a mountain scene with birds flying and cawing. | |
Sam | Where are we? |
Tucker | Somewhere near the Wyoming-Colorado border. Hey look there's a jackalope. And there's a mongoose. |
Sam | Tucker! Dive! |
They both scream. | |
Tucker | Sweet. Can we take the same route back? |
Danny | Which way should I--(Screams as he gets blasted by a ghost ray) |
Dani | You're not goin' anywhere. Stop fighting. I know you're too weak to beat me. |
Danny | I'm not gonna fight you. Every time I fight a clone they turn to goop. |
Dani | (looks down and sees her feet melting) (she shrieks) |
Danny | But you're not mindless like those other clones. I don't wanna hurt you. |
Dani | Then let my father have your morph DNA. So he can save me. |
Danny | He's not going to save you. He's using you. You're nothing but a mess he's not gonna clean up. |
Dani | You're a liar! (blasts Danny) And I'm going to prove it. |
Danny wakes up in a pod | |
Dani | All secure, dad. |
Vlad | I still don't know how I'm going to get him to morph. Unless... Unless you could overshadow him for me, dear. Force the transformation. |
Dani | But the last clone that tried that melted. What if it's too much? |
Vlad | Oh it won't be. |
Dani | But what if... |
Vlad | (Snapping) You. Exist. To serve. Me! Just do it! |
Danny gasps. | |
Dani | You are not the boss of me. (Releases Danny) |
Vlad | No! No! |
Danny | You're helping me now? |
Dani | You wanna ask questions? Or you wanna kick some butt? |
Danny | (Chuckles) Nice. (They transform) |
Maddie program | Prime clone destabilized, lambchop. Degeneration happening, sweetness. |
Vlad | No! No! No!! |
Dani | I can do this. |
Danny | You don't have to. Cover your ears and get behind me. (Releases his ghostly wail) |
Maddie program | Systems damaged. Going critical. Losing coherence. And I never loved you. I love the Jack program. |
Jack program | Vladdie! |
Danny | Out of power. But worth it to take this place down. |
Dani | Get away from him. |
Vlad | I don't think so girl. You don't dare use your powers again. And he's beaten. This is over. (Gets hit with the Booo-merang) Oh what stupidity is this? |
The Spectre Speeder crashes in and knocks into Vlad. Tucker runs out and puts the Spectre Deflector on him. | |
Danny | Man am I glad to see you. |
Sam | Of course you are. We're here to help you. And apparently so is your cousin. |
Vlad | I can't focus my powers. |
Dani | Which means I don't need mine to do this. So, dad. (Punches Vlad) Stay away from my cousin. |
Tucker | Do you have any idea how much trouble we're in right now? And for what? Not even so much as a-- |
Danny | (Glomps Tucker) Thank you! (Glomps Sam) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, you guys! I'll never take you for granted again. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! |
Tucker | Okay dude. Easy. |
Sam | Yeah, apology accepted already. |
Danny | And I wouldn't have gotten out of this without you Danielle. Danielle? Where'd she go? |
Maddie, Jack and Mr. Lancer | You are in so much trouble! |
Jack | Skipping school. Stealing and wrecking the Spectre Speeder. |
Mr. Lancer | Calling me old man. |
Maddie | Tucker. Sam. When I call your parents you are gonna be grounded- (Suddenly changes demeanor) ...but there's no need to call their parents really, right? |
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Jack, and Mr. Lancer | What? |
Mr. Lancer | Now just wait a minute- (Suddenly changes demeanor as well) No she's right. I mean, you can always build a better and more cool version of your... ship thing. Right? |
Jack | Hey that's true! I'm gonna start building a cooler ship thing right now. (Runs off) |
Sam | I didn't know you could overshadow people from a distance. Thanks. |
Danny | I- I can't. I- I didn't. |
Dani | And the best part is, I didn't have to waste any energy on your dad. It's Dani, with an "i". And don't worry. You'll see me again. |
Danny | Tucker! Sam! Wait up. Did I say thank you? |
Sam | Only about a million times. |
Danny | Um, did I say I appreciate-- |
Tucker | We're your best friends, dude. It's not necessary. |
Danny | Well, (chuckles) seriously. Thank you for-- |
Sam and Tucker | Enough! |
Dani laughs as she flies off. | |
End |